Gimme your best.

I'm in a mad science mood. I want anyone who reads this, whether I'm on your friendlist, on the friendlist of someone you read, people visiting this entry by randomization, whatever....

I want you to give me a mad science superweapon, doomsday device, . No plot, just some brilliant-yet-probably-misguided idea. I want original ones if you can possibly think of any. If you cannot think of one of your own.... First, say it's notyour idea, then give me a good one from a videogame or anime or movie or whatsit that you think I haven't seen/heard of before. If you have no clue what I might not have seen, pick something.

If you're ambitious, post two or three, but no more than five three.

All original ideas are property of ye who posted it, unless you write about not minding if other people use it. No using ideas unless the person who made it says it's okay! I'll sic the student loans people on you if you disregard this. And I'll bribe someone to hack records to make them think you owe them a lottery's ransom.

I'll start us off.

( The Sunlaser and the Starmover. )