Beware the Monthly Meme...that was a day late.

[sparksol]

I just wasn't at home to find the collected memes, okay?

For the two thingies that involve tagging others, I hearby tag...whoever really feels like doing it and has nothing better to do.

Got tagged by lordmookie:
----- THE RPG GEEK MEME! -----
Child of Jekka & Julie
1. Post this in your journal or whatever.
2. Tag at least 5 people.
3. All stats must have witty commentary/explanation.
4. Have fun. :) (and if you don't get it, don't do it.)


RPG Stats for
Sparksol

Character Name: Sparksol Uuk Reaper
Class: Reality Twister (AKA Mage)
STR: 7 (My arms are twigs and my legs are chickenlike.)
DEX: 13 (I can occasionally catch a cup I drop.)
CON: 14 (I've survived more than a few poison attempts.)
INT: 16 (I can think things very rationally, though I often choose not to.)
WIS: 13 (I'm a good listener. A regular wiseguy. And a very good observer.)
CHA: 7 (I'm very difficult to like unless you've had lots of time to get to like me.)

My feats seem to have been transformed into lots of extra skill points.

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Got tagged by cookie_pixie:

5 most effective things to bribe me with. If you get tagged, tag five people. Or ninjas will dice you up.

1. Money. Come on, who can't be bribed with it. Besides, I have loans to pay off.
2. Video Games. I have a list somewhere of the good one I want.
3. Bookstore gift certificates. It's almost as good as money.
4. Time.
5. Friends. Real ones, not the normal version.

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Q: WHO IS THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR RECEIVED CALL LIST?
A: What recieved call list?

Q: WHAT'S YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
A: ...It's a wall phone. It sounds like a phone.

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
A: Trying unsuccessfully to sleep.

Q: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE ON YOUR CELL PHONE SAY?
A: No Cell phone.

Q: WHOSE BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?
A: It would have been mine, if I slept in a bed.

Q: WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
A: Navy blue T-.

Q: MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
A: Resident Evil Apocolypse...or The Hulk, one after the other.

Q: NAME 3 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES?
A: Glasses, Get Out Of Hell Free card, and oil/dandruff.

Q: WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEETS?
A: No bed=no sheets.

Q: HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: 25 cents.

Q: What is your favorite part of the chicken?
A: Not the bones or beak, I know that.

Q: What's your favorite town/city?
A: ...I'll get back to you on that.

Q: I can't wait to (til)...?
A: ...Um...doomsday?

Q: When was the last time you saw your mom?
A: *looks out the door*

Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
A: *looks out the door x2*

Q: When was the last time you talked to them?
A: Now, that's a better question. No answer, though, sorry.

Q: Who got you to join LiveJournal?
A: Some friends from a couple different boards. It was right after they (LJ) became code-free again.

Q: What did you have for dinner LAST NIGHT?
A: Mac'n'cheese, substituting white grape juice for milk.

Q: How long have you been at your current job?
A: Out of work.

Q: Look to your left. What's there?
A: Bookshelf. Not mine.

Q: Who is the last person you spent over $50 on?
A: I think my dad. One of those massage chaircovers.

Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A: I forget.

Q: What Web site(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A: LiveJournal, with occasional visits to KoL, Gaia, and attempts at UJF.

Q: Do you have an air freshener in your car?
A: No.

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
A: No.

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: Hangtoenails.

Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
A: Never taxied.

Q: Do you own a camera phone?
A: No.

Q: What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
A: I've never purchased anything from Starbucks.

Q: Recent time you were really upset?
A: Weekend.

Q: Have you been in love with anyone?
A: No one real.

Q: Who do you think will repost this?
A: Like I could tell.

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Wind Crystal Your Superpower is Distant Attack Your Weakness is Blood Your Weapon is Your Gravity Army Your Mode of Transportation is Giraffe

What's your Superhero Name?

<td align="center"> Sparksol --
[noun]:

A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

You Are 34% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

Your Birthdate: July 7

You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy. And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you. Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights. You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice! Your strength: Your self sufficiency Your weakness: You despise authority Your power color: Maroon Your power symbol: Hammer Your power month: July

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

You Are 100% Weird

You're more than quirky, you're downright strange. But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.

How Weird Are You?

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Sparksol (That's all you get.)
Birthday:	Is a secret
Birthplace:	California
Eye Color:	Hazel (and variable)
Hair Color:	brown-blond
Height:	Somewhere between 5'6 and 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed:	More often right than not
Your Heritage:	Clarity of thinking
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Barefoot
Your Weakness:	Good stories, Anime, Games
Your Fears:	Stupid people ruling the world
Your Perfect Pizza:	Variable. No olives.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Long-term good-paying job.
Thoughts First Waking Up:	*Untranslatable*
Your Best Physical Feature:	Hands
Your Bedtime:	When I fall over
Your Most Missed Memory:	Sanity
Pepsi or Coke:	Root beer+sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Denny's
Single or Group Dates:	?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	?
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	No.
Do you Smoke:	No.
Do you Swear:	Unintelligably, but yes.
Do you Sing:	Not when people can hear me.
Do you Shower Daily:	More than.
Have you Been in Love:	Possibly.
Do you want to go to College:	Not again.
Do you want to get Married:	So far, no.
Do you belive in yourself:	Believe, you mean? One of me does.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Not for years.
Are you a Health Freak:	I'm an unhealthy freak.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Like a deer and a car.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Absolutely.
Do you play an Instrument:	Do people's minds count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	No
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	No
Ever been Drunk:	My parents tell me about this time I was 3....
Ever been called a Tease:	Not to my face
Ever been Beaten up:	Only by trees
Ever Shoplifted:	By accident
How do you want to Die:	After everyone else
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Successful Mad Scientist, IF I grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit:	an imaginary one
About your type/..
Favourite Eye Color:	Not blue
Favourite Hair Color:	Any (even unnatural ones)
Short or Long Hair:	Depends on the person
Height:	Tall
Weight:	Not thin
Best Clothing Style:	Non-dom
Number of Drugs I have taken:	I took some asprin once...
Number of CDs I own:	less than 30
Number of Piercings:	Skull count?
Number of Tattoos:	None I've ever found
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Sometimes, just one.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

You Are an Old Soul

You are an experienced soul who appreciates tradition. Mellow and wise, you like to be with others but also to be alone. Down to earth, you are sensible and impatient. A creature of habit, it takes you a while to warm up to new people. You hate injustice, and you're very protective of family and friends A bit demanding, you expect proper behavior from others. Extremely independent you don't mind living or being alone. But when you find love, you tend to want marriage right away. Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul and Visionary Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

Your Hair Should Be Purple

Intense, thoughtful, and unconventional. You're always philosophizing and inspiring others with your insights.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Your 2005 Song Is

Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day "My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating" In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care.

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

You Are 80% Open Minded

You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

How evil are you?



Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
You are Nicola Tesla, inventor of the Tesla Coil!

A minister's son from Simljan in Austria-Hungary, you were precocious from an early age. At three you could multiply three-digit numbers in your head and calculate how many seconds visitors to your home had lived. In awe of your older brother Dane, you shot a pea-shooter at his horse, causing it to throw him and inflict injuries from which he later died. This tragedy haunted you ever after. You frequently suffered bouts of illness with hallucinations throughout your life. During one affliction of cholera, you encountered the writing of Mark Twain, with whom you were later to be close friends. Later, another, this time mystery, illness inexplicably heightened your senses to a painful extent, only relenting when you hit upon the idea of the alternating current motor.

You developed an aversion to human contact, particularly involving hair, and a fear of pearls; when one would-be lover kissed you, you ran away in agony. Later, you insisted that any repeated actions in your day-to-day life had to be divisible by three, or, better yet, twenty-seven. You would, for example, continue walking until you had executed the required number of footsteps. You refused to eat anything until you had calculated its exact volume. Saltine crackers were a favourite for their uniformity in this respect. In the midst of important work, you forgot trivial details such as eating, sleeping or, on one memorable occasion, who you were.

Your inventions, always eccentric, began on a suitably bizarre note. The first was a frog-catching device that was so successful, and hence so emulated by your fellow children, that local frogs were almost eradicated. You also created a turbine powered by gluing sixteen May bugs to a tiny windmill. The insects panicked and flapped their wings furiously, powering the contraption for hours on end. This worked admirably until a small child came along and ate all the creatures alive, after which you never again touched another insect.

Prompted by dreams of attaining the then-ridiculed goal of achieving an alternating-current motor, you went to America in the hope of teaming up with Thomas Edison. Edison snubbed you, but promised fifty thousand dollars if you could improve his own direct-current motor by 20% efficiency. You succeeded. Edison did not pay up. It was not long until you created an AC motor by yourself.

Now successful, you set up a small laboratory, with a few assistants and almost no written records whatsoever. Despite it being destroyed by fire, you invented the Tesla Coil, impressing even the least astute observer with man-made lightning and lights lit seemingly by magic. Moving to Colorado Springs, you created a machine capable of sending ten million volts into the Earth's surface, which even while being started up caused lightning to shoot from fire hydrants and sparks to singe feet through shoes all over the town. When calibrated to be in tune with the planet's resonance, it created what is still the largest man-made electrical surge ever, an arc over 130 feet long. Unfortunately, it set the local power plant aflame.

You returned to New York, incidentally toying with the nascent idea of something eerily like today's internet. Although the wealthiest man in America withdrew funding for a larger, more powerful resonator in short order, it did not stop you announcing the ability to split the world in two. You grew ever more diverse in your inventions: remote-controlled boats and submarines, bladeless turbines, and, finally, a death ray.

While whether the ray ever existed is still doubtful, it is said that you notified the Peary polar expedition to report anything strange in the tundra, and turned on the ray. First, nothing happened; then it disintegrated an owl; finally, reports reached you of the mysterious Tunguska explosion, upon which news you dismantled the apparatus immediately. An offer during WWII to recreate it was, thankfully, never acted upon by then-President Wilson. Turning to other matters, you investigated the forerunner of radar, to widespread derision.

Your inventions grew stranger. One oscillator caused earthquakes in Manhattan. You adapted this for medical purposes, claiming various health benefits for your devices. You found they let you work for days without sleep; Mark Twain enjoyed the experience until the sudden onset of diarrhoea. You claimed to receive signals in quasi-Morse Code from Mars, explored the initial stages of quantum physics; proposed a "wall of light", using carefully-calibrated electromagnetic radiation, that would allegedly enable teleportation, anti-gravity airships and time travel; and proposed a basic design for a machine for photographing thoughts. You died aged 87 in New York, sharing an apartment with the flock of pigeons who were by then your only friends.

Ridiculed throughout your life (Superman fought the evil Dr. Tesla in 1940s comics), you were posthumously declared the father of the fluorescent bulb, the vacuum tube amplifier and the X-ray machine, and the Supreme Court named you as the legal inventor of the radio in place of Marconi. Wardenclyffe, the tower once housing your death ray, was dynamited several times to stop it falling into the hands of spies. It was strangely hard to topple, and even then could not be broken up.

What kind of looter am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

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What type of Fae are you?

I tried out TrustFlow II for LiveJournal. The following people not on the friends list for sparksol are close by:

• kforcego (50 - 100)
• pfarley, lordstrange (100 - 150)
• emilydm, sharkopath (150 - 200)

• blagden, sinspired, on_your_trip, wfdragon, eponine_t, chaeval, mistr3ssquickly, witchbaby85, conffessionals, tennyo_gurlie, nekotime, bugalight, spleener, katsume, special_k11 (200 - 250)
• marco262, itsumademootaku, sowelu, karlotta, cpt_space, ponyville, zarla, 2_gryphon, yaoi_vixen_boi, makzu (300 - 350)
• nviiibrown, kowaiyukidono, subtleinsanity6, funranium, rupertrupinette, squid_uxia, benchilada, partiallyclips, nhyrvana, windking, sarahwolfie, animegothgrrl, muskrat_john, stroppy_baggage, scarlettina, botgrrrl, robespierrette, alicebentley, toonhound, ladyjestocost, savannarama (350 - 400)
• chaosrunners, bound_tiger, aduial_eternal, drackonis, hellpopehuey24, kaichi_satake, seanfish, droolfangrrl, warpart, carsonfire, puzzleboxnews (400 - 450)
• iharthdarth, mmsword, ktiger, pbtoy, asrinmoore, torafu, yasuko_latexcat (450 - 500)
• xydexx, bri_chan, violentorganics (500 - 550)
• dirkmakeanoopsy, sunnyboots, ktrans, lukadia, foxman, mymindkills, oldshirt, avaaricious, ian1201, roxikat, morphyloon, slysquirrel, kuroakusa, marwangc, gwenners, toy_dragon, drunk_wizard21, kateisozzy (550 - 600)
• fiara_dracon, pokedem, peroxide_dream, shorty_demon, fire_fox180, kat_chan (600 - 650)
• snarke, mhw, fabulist, chantry (650 - 700)

Created by ciphergoth; hosted by LShift.

TrustFlow II: Who is closest to your friends list?

April Fool
alfador_fox	TPs your house.
cookie_pixie	sells your car on Ebay.
guido_jacobs	eggs your cat.
laina_inverse	buys you a Russian Bride.
masstreble	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
relee	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
revcardboardbox	glues your Russian Bride to your bedroom ceiling.
taliabear	smiles. All the time.
the_doctress	paints your kidneys orange.
winterwing	shaves your elderly relatives.
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In other news, I get a tax refund this year, unlike last year! And for the first time ever, I get a refund from both federal and state! Nofoolin'!