(no subject)

( Sparksol had a mental rewiring. )

Please, no advice. Unless you know about the perfect job for me, or will share with me winning lottery numbers, or know about a gate, portal, magic rift, etc. out of reality that don't involve dying first.
And I'm entirely serious about that. Today is not joke day for me.

...tomorrow will be fine, however. Just wait until at least midnight pacific time, okay? Four, maybe five hours from this post minimum.